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A Cosmic Safety Net

Hi there! My name's Emme (She/her prounouns) and I'm pretty quiet for a blogger. I blog what I like here, so it's bound to be a little bit of a mix of things, but I hope you like it too! Mobile banner by http://cryptovolans.tumblr.com/
Aug 31 '14

truthwatcher:

it takes a special kind of talent procrastination to be behind on schoolwork before school’s actually started

Aug 31 '14
Sigur Rós - Var (Kveikur)
Aug 31 '14

ttobe:

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the drem„„,

Aug 31 '14

A How To Guide On Watching Game Grumps Videos!

postalofficepunk:

postalofficepunk:

Do not read the comments

Do not read the comments

Do not read the comments

  • Do not read the comments

Read the comments

DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS

  1. DO
  2. NOT
  3. READ
  4. THE
  5. COMMENTS

Just a reminder!

Don’t read the comments~

Do not.

For the love of all things good, please do the following!

  • DO
  • NOT
  • READ
  • THEM.

And I swear, if anyone continues to harass Suzy, I will end the world.

Aug 30 '14

weeniemastermedic:

So yeah this is a thing I’m working on. More to come as progress continues. 

Natural hair in cosplays ftw

Aug 30 '14
ishipmusicandcomedy:

star-anise:

billtheradish:

copperbadge:

theactualcluegirl:

emmagrant01:

moonblossom:

kmaryarty:

persian-slipper:

camwyn:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

voodoo-tiki:

Oh great, I’m an MNU bureaucrat. Or a prawn.

I’m the village witch! I get to fly around on a broom and have a smart-alek black cat for my best friend!

I’m a small-town frontier sheriff. In a town populated mostly by lizards, rodents, and other various desert creatures.

I’m Captain America.
…
Well, shit.

A young peasant maid working in the house of painter, to become his talented assistant and the model for one of his most famous works.

A mutant.

I’m five plucky talking golden retriever puppies, then.

Oh fuck… the last movie I watched was Snowpiercer. So I guess I have to be the one to nut the naked Emperor, get my friends killed, destroy the world as we know it, and die for the cause now. Um… you’re welcome?(@copperbadge, I blame you.) (Again.) (Still)

HAHAHAHAHA do documentaries count, because if so I’m John motherFucking Kennedy. (It was a very biased documentary.)

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
…
Can I just pretend to be a playboy? Not really my thing.

You could play with Legos.

I’m a lazy socialite who is living of his uncle’s wealth he acquired on adventures the community disproves of.  When the uncle decides to leave the disproving society, I get chased down by disapproving debt collectors seeking to reclaim the treasures that my uncle has.  So, to get rid of this debt, I take up a job as a courier.
I wish the rest of the trilogy had been shown, because then I at least could’ve been Aragorn or Gandalf or even Gollum.

I’m now public enemy number one, John Dillinger.

ishipmusicandcomedy:

star-anise:

billtheradish:

copperbadge:

theactualcluegirl:

emmagrant01:

moonblossom:

kmaryarty:

persian-slipper:

camwyn:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

voodoo-tiki:

Oh great, I’m an MNU bureaucrat. Or a prawn.

I’m the village witch! I get to fly around on a broom and have a smart-alek black cat for my best friend!

I’m a small-town frontier sheriff. In a town populated mostly by lizards, rodents, and other various desert creatures.

I’m Captain America.

Well, shit.

A young peasant maid working in the house of painter, to become his talented assistant and the model for one of his most famous works.

A mutant.

I’m five plucky talking golden retriever puppies, then.

Oh fuck… the last movie I watched was Snowpiercer. So I guess I have to be the one to nut the naked Emperor, get my friends killed, destroy the world as we know it, and die for the cause now. Um… you’re welcome?
(@copperbadge, I blame you.) (Again.) (Still)

HAHAHAHAHA do documentaries count, because if so I’m John motherFucking Kennedy. (It was a very biased documentary.)

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

Can I just pretend to be a playboy? Not really my thing.

You could play with Legos.

I’m a lazy socialite who is living of his uncle’s wealth he acquired on adventures the community disproves of.  When the uncle decides to leave the disproving society, I get chased down by disapproving debt collectors seeking to reclaim the treasures that my uncle has.  So, to get rid of this debt, I take up a job as a courier.

I wish the rest of the trilogy had been shown, because then I at least could’ve been Aragorn or Gandalf or even Gollum.

I’m now public enemy number one, John Dillinger.

(Source: astroextensionist)

Aug 30 '14

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

Aug 29 '14

(Source: aliwa)

Aug 29 '14

ask-ooc-jack:

atokniiro:

An introspective journey of artistic self discovery, presented as a 6 page comic.

I THOUGHT IT WAS DEEP

Aug 29 '14

(Source: himynameistade)

Aug 29 '14

deaninmyjeans:

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

my penis would have been tiny omg

Aug 29 '14

princeowl:

the worst thing you can say to someone is ‘you’re too sensitive’ because that’s basically saying ‘you feel things more deeply and fully than I do and this inconveniences me because now I have to be more mindful of my own actions’ 

you’re not too sensitive, the world is just callous and stubborn. sensitivity doesn’t make you weak and callousness doesn’t make you strong. 

Aug 29 '14

I put myself in timeout because i feel too sensitive and invalidated to function.

Aug 29 '14

weloveshortvideos:

How best friends fall down

Vine by David Lopez

Aug 29 '14